27 May 2008

vigilante justice-kid style

i wasn't in the room, but here's the story as it was translated to me by those that were there to witness it:

aidan & landen were apparently fighting over some sort of bright, shiny object they both felt they must have or surely they would never live to see another day. the following details are a little fuzzy, but from what was discerned by the semi-observing adults one of the boys let go of said shiny object (that would have been my son). at that point, landen's pulling momentum continued and the toy bonked him firmly on the head (a boo-boo pack was needed). once landen regained his composure casey approached him and the conversation went something like this:

casey: you okay landen?
landen: yeah, i okay casey
casey: what happened? aidan hit you?
landen: yeah, aidan hit me
casey: aidan needs a time out
landen: yeah, aidan needs a time out
casey: aidan you no hit, you get a time out
landen: yeah aidan, you go to time out

casey then takes one of aidan's hands, landen takes the other. they lead him to what they deem the naughty corner chastising him during the entire 5-foot walk of shame. they leave him in the corner and go sit on the couch to stare at him--all the while still reprimanding him for hitting ("aidan, you no hit. you in time out. no aidan. you stay there." etc.) aidan just stood there staring at them (taking his sentence like a man). at some point aidan started to get antsy. the vigilantes noticed and yelled "no aidan, you in time out!". somewhere about the same time aidan realized that, not only were casey & landen staring him down, there was a whole table full of adults (stifling giggles) also looking on. then the tears started and john jumped in to rescue him telling him he wasn't in time out anymore.

if the embarrassment of being punished by your peers doesn't get you to stop misbehaving, i don't know what will. fingers crossed.

20 May 2008

pictures

just happy to be here
can't keep my mouth shut in any photo

my friends at the airport

mother's day

11 May 2008

one more from the park

just for today

i will not hit you
i will not throw sand or bark in your face
i will not pull your hair
i will not yell in your face
just for today we'll be buddies
(aidan would normally be the one speaking here, not patrick--he's sweet)

god made dirt, dirt don't hurt

is that how it goes?

06 May 2008

i'd like to renegotiate my terms of departure from the womb

it all started out sweet enough









then things got weird








and downright scary









then we were all supposed to be "gentle". whatever that means.







then the head tilt. my mom and i, we know this look.
it's my brother's "oh-that's-right-he's-not-a-doll-
but-can-i-still-squeeze-him-
and-poke-at-his-eyes-
really-
i'm-not-doing-anything-wrong-
i'm just loving-him" tilt



i'm hungry

apparently i'm not feeding him well enough...really, bubbles? i mean, after the first lick doesn't one realize they're not tasty? i guess i should know from the whole "i still eat bark sometimes" thing that bubbles could be a yummy treat.

01 May 2008

aidan & jack's different hospital experiences

i may not look it, but i'm really excited to be here. mom actually has the time to hold me. she doesn't yell in my ear "aidan what are you doing? where are you? stop! don't!". i'm pretty sure my name is jack now, i wasn't hearing much of it at home. they've got these uncomfortable wires all over me, but i can handle that. the shots sucked though. i understand from mommy that i get more shots for my immunizations in two weeks. can't wait. the nurses are pretty cute. all in all, except for that whole meningitis thing, a good time. when i grow up i'm going to be a doctor.
i love the hospital. so many buttons. the doors, the elevators, the water fountains--and, of course, the beds--should i use these buttons to fold mommy & jack in half? perhaps call the nurse then run and hide? turn the lights on and off to see if seizures are one of jack's symptoms? change the channel on the tv so i can watch cartoons? if they only had more balls i might invite everyone to a playdate at kaiser. when i grow up i'm going to be an elevator operator.