10 April 2010

D2

some other things that are important to note:

1) just because your child meets the height requirement for a ride doesn't mean they should be riding it.  there were no tears, but a look of "what the hell did you just do that to me for?" when we took jack on the matterhorn.

2) if you have to vomit, please find an appropriate corner to do so in.  puking every six feet as you walk through a crowded theme park is super uncool.  even more uncool when you're like 55 years old and not 5.  (please note that this was a traumatizing experience for me to witness as i was wearing flip flops and narrowly missed what the woman was sharing with the d-land public).

3) in an elbow to elbow place for 3 days you'll eavesdrop and you'll learn, among other things, that the big D is a true test to how strong one's marriage is (as well as one's parenting skills).

4) lastly, i learned that kids don't really need to sleep ... as long as you don't mind a little biting, pinching, poking, screaming and tantrum throwing in the double stroller.

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